Live Beats

i was just relaxing on the sofa,  doing my favourite thing in the www - day dreaming about a longchamp bag, when i heard a funny and odd sound coming from the backyard. it sounded like someone was trying to blow a stuffed trumpet. just like the sound of air that is forced to come out but suppressed by something at the end or it's like slowly releasing air from a balloon. i'm terribly sorry if i'm not making much sense but that was how funny and odd that sound sounded like! so much so that is beyond description. right, i don't think my feeble attempt at trying to hide the colossal truth about my horrible writing skills succeeded but bear with me will you?

thank you, you're very kind. now, there is always a cure for boredom however, with a sinking heart i say nobody has found the cure for curiosity. therefore, being the very curious person that i was at that very moment, i rather hurriedly went to the patio and witnessed something quite phenomenal. my 3 year old toddler was happily running around in the garden, singing his favourite kiddy song in that little voice of his accompanied by a 'musical beat' coming straight from his rear end continuously! can you imagine how hysterical that was? of course you can't, you weren't there! 

but it was so ridiculous that i burst into a very loud guffaw! he realised then there was an audience and instantly cracked up too. it didn't stop there by the way. his short legs then climbed onto the trampoline and he started to bounce. all along while bouncing his rear end was producing some 'live beats'. OMG i couldn't contain it any longer. i was laughing hysterically until my abdominal muscles were sore just like after 100 sit ups. i was so tickled, puzzled and after all that hype became very worried. being the wacko that i am, i was already  contemplating on whether it was an unknown farting decease that he could possibly have. what if he has to live with the condition all his life? and all the embarrassing scenarios that i could think of were swimming in my head. you'd be worried if you heard the continuous 'live beats' he was producing too.

it was a very unsettling feeling i must say. i wasn't too sure about how nunu felt about this though. he seems to be enjoying his newfound errr habit should i say? it doesn't sound appropriate does it? but since we're already on an inappropriate subject lets give it a miss. anyway, yes nunu was not bothered but poor mummy was indeed. so i had him checked and thankfully there was absolutely nothing wrong with him. i was informed that it could be something he ate that caused all that excessive wind. most importantly, all is well and nunu shall not be letting out continuous 'live beats' on his wedding day. well, he better not.

muke teran kentut, hehe i kid i kid.